May 29, 2011

My Written assignment on Sun sign: Virgo, liked it, so posting it :)(My teacher said it should be bitchy and appealing)

"I'll think of it tomorrow, After all tomorrow is another day..!"- Scarlet O-Hara From an eternal epic Gone with the Wind, A true blue Virgo, eventually thats me kiddo.



       Don't imagine in your wildest dream that a fragile sign like Virgo denotes a virginal maiden, pure as driven snow; well Sorry to say, but a lot of your illusions will be shatter, So committed in love that I can climb the tallest mountains and storm the raging seas in galoshes and a pea jacket, once the spirit of Mercury has been exalted, which can considerably dim that wispy, chiffon image.That's not very maidenly or virginal. There's a lot to learn about my tender, fragile little symbol of spotless womanhood. For one thing, my spine is made of stainless steel.
      True to my sign I'm shy, no arguments there, but I'm a woman with all the necessary wiles and weapons with a single minded determination to dash all the hurdles in my path, A few prickly thorns along the way won't cause me either to faint or cry weakly for help.I'm basically pure-minded-true. But so is love. Real love. And Virgo is not interested in any other kind, once the love and passion is ignited which takes a lot of working over and time, I can be like a gauntlet throwing away all the hindrances posed by the society to reach my goal, As I think what I do is utterly practical and right. Lies, hypocrisy, betrayals etc are somethings out of many things I hate.
      A perfectionist, I may not be, but I think of myself being likewise, with a dogged belief that that no one can do things as orderly and as efficiently as I can and what really drives you wild is that- usually-no one can. I'm also a sticklers for promptness.I can be shrewish and fussy when you've annoyed me, Admit you're wrong and don't argue. It won't do you a bit of good, you can't win with a Virgo.As for the apologies, keep them brief and accurate. The Virginian is nobody's fool. My clarity of vision will spot an elaborate lie by the smoothest talker, and the faintest smear of lipstick on the edge of your collar.I may be pure-minded, but I'm certainly not naive.I also come with a bull-headed attitude when its time for me to admit that I'm wrong, and for you to prove this is utterly difficult.
      While courting me one has to be extra careful regarding ones diction, manners, etiquettes, dressing, language because criticizing to me is as natural as breathing to you, due to the so true illusion of being an ultra perfectionist.and without me all would be pretty nessy and sloppy around the edges. Don't criticize me, however, That's against the rules. The golden rule definitely does not apply here. What i do to you, you better not do that to me. My crystal-clear thinking makes me inwardly as aware of my own imperfections as I'm of yours, and I judges myself frequently and harshly, which is why I feel, I don't need any help from you. Of me it can be truly said that I'm "my own worst critic."
       I'm annoyingly meticulous about small things,but I can also be the kindest, most generous and affectionate  creature in the world, obsessed with cleanliness, perfection, knowledge. Not an illusionist but practical, with no phony ideas, accept me the way I'm, as I'm keeping you and your vicinity very clean and cozy, like a bowl of apple on the table in stead of chocolate chips. You'll be lucky to have a Virgo since I'll be performing all the duties and chores that Parents expects from their daughter, a friend from a friend and a Man from his woman, like the house will be full of the heavenly mixed fragrance of fresh flowers, the part of home made grubs will be hot and crisp along with being equally nutritious, I'll never borrow anything from your personal quota of hygiene to apply a mascara, I'll  nurse you like an angel when you are ill, certainly won't embarrass you by flirting with your friends, I'll dress as neatly as the attractive girl you watch out of your window, I'l be able to talk with you about something besides diapers and beauty parlor gossip, I'll keep your secrets in my heart, help you organize your work, remain smooth skin and wrinkle free in my middle ages and above all give you every bit of loyalty and devotion you truly deserve.
       Well now, ain't that worthwhile for minding your manners, keeping your toes and fingers clean? Consider my perfection as a virtue in stead of a vice, You may never get so lucky again.. ;-)